An email with a fake "from" address full of disguised links to click on (which would take me who-knows-where) writes:
Now ANYONE Can Learn Singing
There is a singing course on the market head and shoulders above the rest... It’s called Singorama 2.0 .
Right now they are giving away free lessons to get you started...
Go Here for More...[disguised link omitted]
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Inside, you'll learn:
Every little thing you need to know about proper breathing techniques that will skyrocket you to your full singing potential.
Empower yourself with the theories of vocal tone and pitch and how the influence the way you sing. And much, much more...
P.S. Sing like an angel with the confidence of a rock star!
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Dear "Autumn:GuitarSingingLessons"@sing-by-soul.download;
First of all, my condolences for having the dumbest name I have ever encountered on the Internet, and that's saying something. No wonder you felt you had to learn how to sing like an angel/rock star to find your place in the world. I would even more impressed by your claims, however, if I had ever heard anything you did on the radio. Or if the URL you claim to link to your site wasn't obviously a redirect to God-knows-where.
That said, I do have a friend who was asking me the other day how to improve his public image.
For some reason, the world at large perceives my friend, the Exiled Nigerian Prince as a deposed former tyrant who absconded with most of his country's treasury when he was driven from power. But he has seen enough American Rap music videos to know that a certain portion of our society respects blatant thievery and addiction to violence. So maybe if you can help him get good enough to produce his own music videos, he might find a community that would welcome him into this country.
Unfortunately, he is currently hiding in the Honduran mountains from pursuers. But he has been able to purchase a local burner phone that allows him to access the Internet. So he can easily deposit the full amount of your fees directly into your bank account, plus, perhaps another $100,000 to make up for any inconvenience that results from doing business this way.
If that seems fair to you, please use the following link to send him your bank account number, account name and account routing code.
http://creekdontrise.com/enp.htmThe ENP, as we like to call him, will then send you a $25,000 down payment for your services. When you reply to let him know the money is in the bank, please let us know how much your entire course of studies costs, and he will add that to the $75,000 he will send you in the second transaction.
Our best wishes for the future of your enterprise!