Someone calling himself Chase Online Banking Department writes:
Quoting Chase <chase@memberservice.com>:
Case ID: 12586
Chase's Digital Channels Group Fraud Operations would like to verify some recent activity on your account.
To help protect your Chase account(s) from unauthorized access, we have restricted your online access, which will remain in effect until you complete a verification procces with us.
In order to verify your account download the attached file, fill out the required information and save your profile. [Binary attachment deleted]
We are sorry for any inconveniences this may have caused on you.
Thank you for being a valued Chase Online(R) customer.
Sincerely,
Chase Online Banking Department
replyto@yahoo.comchase@memberservice.com2015 JPMorgan Chase & Co.
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Dear Mr. Department,
Thank you for getting in touch. I had nearly run out of material for this page. I would be glad to complete your verification procces if I had any idea what a procces is. Or if I believed for one moment that Chase banking officers really have e-mails sent to Yahoo.com and memberservice.com, a domain name that has been associated with phishing scams since 2011.
Also, when I moused over the file you sent me to open, my virus checker freaked out so much that every circuit breaker in my house popped, and I had to reset them before I could use my computer to reply to you. After I am done sending this note, I will have to reset every digital clock and timer in the house, no thanks to you.
That said, if you're serious about a foray into the financial industry, I think I can still be of service to you. My friend the Exiled Nigerian Prince is looking to move some money into US banks (you ARE in the US, aren't you?), and he would be glad to deposit some sum into your bank account. For this sort of project, he usually starts in the $1,000,000 range. Would that sort of thing interest you? If so, just go to the ENP's contact page and enter your banking information as requested.
http://www.creekdontrise.com/enp.htmRight now the ENP is on a sort of involuntary sabbatical in a wilderness area. But when he gets back in touch, he will access your bank account and move funds appropriately.