A web site noted for helping extremist groups spam lies and misinformation to internet users too stupid to check other sources before they get "up in arms" and say and do stupid things writes:
Paul,
Last week you received an email welcoming you to ------* Intelligence Briefing and outlining the benefits of joining. Besides the weekly Intelligence Briefing, which delivers the top weekly stories directly to you, our website, [spammer's URL withheld] is constantly updated with the latest ------* and -----** news.
Now that you have received the first Intelligence Briefing and have been to the website, we would like to hear from you if there is anything different you would like to see on the website or from the Intelligence Briefing. While we are in the process of taking your suggestions and feedback and incorporating them into the site, we welcome you to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter in order to stay instantly connected with us and the latest-breaking news.
Facebook:
[Link back to the web site - not directly to Facebook deleted]
Twitter:
[Link back to the web site - not directly to Twitter deleted]
We are also pleased to announce the newly created ---* Intel store! With 2016 right around the corner, our store offers the latest in ---* gear. What better way to get a head start on the competition than by purchasing a bumper sticker, t-shirt, or yard sign to support your favorite 2016 presidential candidate! From ---*** favorites like ---**** to effective ---** Governors like ---*****, the candidates represent the full spectrum of the ---* Movement. So don’t delay, make your voice heard!
[Link to the web site where you can support the site by buying "merch" deleted]
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*[name of a political viewpoint that used to mean something besides lying, fear-mongering, bigotry, mysogyny, and intolerance withheld]
**[name of a political party that used to be more interested in improving the government than shutting it down withheld]
***[name of a billionaire-supported fake grass-roots extremist organization withheld]
****[name of an intolerance-spewing candidate in the back pocket of the gun lobby and several billionaires who want to retain unfair tax credits withheld]
*****[name of an intolerant, anti-labor, pro-business governor in the pocket of big oil withheld]
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Dear spammer:
Now it is even more obvious to me that you are claiming to support ---* causes and ---** candidates only because you want me to spend money at your online store. The truth is, I have been looking for politically-themed merchandise to help me express how I feel about the current campaigns and upcoming elections. For example, do you have any bumper stickers that say "Not an IDIOT 2016"?
That said, you have no idea how strongly I feel about the causes and candidates you claim to support. What would you think about getting a series of huge bank deposits into the campaign accounts of each of the candidates? Something on the order of a million dollars into each of accounts, at least? Would you be willing to be the "middleman" for such transactions? And what would you think about a million-dollar contribution into your own bank account in return for facilitating these transfers?
All you need to do is to tell each of the candidates' most supportive PACs to go to the Exiled Nigerian Prince's contact page (
http://www.exilednigerianprince.com ) and enter the requested information about their bank accounts. Then, when they've all done that, please do the same for yourself. The Exiled Nigerian Prince is currently on the coast of Florida trying to negotiate asylum for a family that fled guerrilla warfare in Guatemala but is being held up because they can't afford an immigration attorney to walk them through the process.
As soon as he is available, and you and all of the PACs in question have sent him your information, the Prince will contact the appropriate banks and transfer a minimum of one million dollars per account. Since the ----** party has made it possible for huge donations to go unreported, I am sure this will provide huge benefits to our country, and isn't that what we all want, for our country to be better off a year from now than it is now?